Deadly Insomniac: Your muse is unable to sleep for a specified amount of time regardless of how many attempts they make, becoming extremely tired, weak and dangerously volatile.
Childlike Innocence: Muse is mysteriously transformed into their small childhood form for a specified amount of time, accompanied with all the usual juvenile behaviours.
Personality Swap: Muse's usual personality is suddenly switched with another's for a specified amount of time, causing them to act like that person perfectly. Anon decides who.
Cross-dresser: Muse becomes a cross dresser for a specified amount of time, dressing up as the opposite sex.
Animal Suits!: Anon chooses an animal Muse must dress up as for a specified amount of time, imitating it's behaviour and characteristic traits.
Charmingly Flirtatious: Muse becomes a dazzling romantic for a specified amount of time, flirting with everyone regardless of gender, current relationship or sexual preferences.
Deliriously Drunk: Muse becomes excessively drunk for a specified amount of time, acting oddly and hallucinating occasionally. Muse may react to drunkenness however they please.
Shape Shifter: Anon decides what form Muse changes into, whether it be an animal, person, or even an object.
Player: Muse attempts to get in bed with everyone for a specified amount of time.
Lost: Muse becomes hopelessly lost, loosing all sense of direction they previously had.
Sex Change: Muse turns into the opposite sex for a specified amount of time.
Habitually Violent: Muse becomes extremely violent and will attempt to pick fights with anyone they talk to.
Leather Panties and Stockings: Muse is forced to dress up in a very sexual manner for a specified amount of time, becoming extremely horny as a result.
Crossover: Muse becomes part of another fandom for a specified amount of time. Anon decides what.
Sweet Lips: Muse will give a kiss to anyone who utters the words 'sweet lips'. Can be via ask, replies or rebloging.
Docilely Submissive: Muse becomes an adorable little uke for a specified amount of time, as obedient as a dog and as playful as a kitten. Anon may choose who for.
Aggressively Dominant: Muse becomes a sadistic seme for a specified amount of time. Anon may choose who for.
Amnesia: Muse forgets everything about themselves, from their name to what they ate for breakfast.
OOC: Muse becomes seriously out of character for a specified amount of time.
Delusions of Grandeur: Muse starts to believe they are better than everyone, becomes the most important person in their universe and has a false sense of confidence, bragging about everything.
Of Love and Stuffing: Muse starts carrying around a plushy, becoming extremely attached to it. Anon may specify what, or else it is Muse's most loved person, thing, or animal.
Send my muse a dream, whether it be a nightmare, a...
turntechfirebreather asked: yes please!! anything catch your eye??
turntechfirebreather asked: me broughts lotsa stuff! //You bring out a small fur from your pouch and lay it down so your wares don't get dirty. Today you have different sizes of glowing time stone, some necklaces that would make a queen jealous, a ruby the size of a fist, a dozen small knives all decorated beautifully, and three rabbits. Magic pouches are beautiful, aren't they?
turntechfirebreather asked: how you?? happy??? brought pretty stuff for trading!! thought that make happy maybe
turntechfirebreather asked: heeyyy wanna trade?? talk??? hi
OFF Magic Anons!
Batter: Your character becomes obsessed with a mission of the anon's choice.
Zacharie: Your muse is struck with delusions of having tons of money and material goods that they are only imagining. No one can see what your character sees.
Dedan: Your muse is now ridiculously angry about something trivial of the anon's choice.
The Judge: Your muse is suddenly suspicious of everyone around them.
Valerie: Your character has become incredibly shy and has a completely irrational fear of something of the anon's choice.
Japhet: Your muse is now a bird, breed of anon's choice.
Enoch: Your character believes they're a god and nothing can convince them otherwise.
Sugar: Your character has an addiction to something really strange.
Elsens: Your muse is prone to obey orders from anyone for x amount of time.
Vader Eloha: Your muse is a figure of royalty, but with none of the power.
Hugo: Your muse is now a child.
Space Apes: Your muse is an astronaut.
Feel free to add to this!
Reblog if it is okay if your muse is hurt,...
Reblog if you're still a Homestuck
egbertsknowbest: Even if you’ve joined another fandom like DR or Off, or stopped posting Homestuck entirely, but it’s still close to your heart. I want to know who else out there is still holding on through the hiatus.
holyfuckingshitmorepeople are following you
carcinodraconian: taciturntechnician golgothasundead capricornofrage feraldavesprite strongsuits Karkat greets the new faces with a guarded growl, wondering if someone had tipped off his location. Hopefully they’re all as friendly as the others have been. DS greets Karkat with a few deep caws and a low purr. He reminds him greatly of his matesprite, who seems to have disappeared with his...
needledclawsandkittycatpaws: feraldavesprite: He cocks an eyebrow and looks back at her from his messy snack, then chuckles. “You’re not supposed to bite it,” he tells her, licking his hand. “You’re supposed to just lick the honey off. The wax that the bees make doesn’t taste very good, as you’ve probably noticed.” he laughs a bit and watches her, highly amused at her expressions of distaste....
Alright all you Homestucks
wessasaurus-rex: adriofthedead: schrodingersvet: schrodingersvet: Let’s play a game. Go into my askbox and assign me: kismesis ♠ moirail ♦ matesprit ♥ auspistice ♣ Let’s do this. Holy Hell this has over 3,000 notes :P anyway do this I’ll do it too indulge me Let’s do this
affableconciliator has spotted you!
Another troll? How are all of these people finding him? This one smells to be masculine… DS immediately throws up his threat display and instantly goes into territorial mode. Puffing up his glowing feathers, he sticks his bright orange and glowing tongue out of his mouth, rustles his feathers loudly, and growls, slapping his tail onto the ground.
feralmaryam has spotted you!
A new smell? A new troll? DS sniffs the air and swivels his ears around as his eyes go wide and glow orange in curiosity. Cawing loudly to get the attention of the unseen newcomer, he puffs up and rustles his feathers whilst slapping his tail onto the ground a few times in a territorial display, but doesn’t actively threaten the intruder. It smells to be more feminine… Now more...
galactic-witch has spotted you!
DS was just sitting in a tree, minding his own business and cawing to some crows flying overhead, when a strange scent finds its way into his nostrils. Perking his ears up and puffing his feathers up, he looks around, falling silent and looking for the source of the scent. What really concerns him is that the scent isn’t that of a troll… What if it’s an amateur hunter thinking...
needledclawsandkittycatpaws: feraldavesprite: He swats a few especially persistent bees away from himself with his tail’s feathers before finding himself within Nepeta’s sights. Flapping his wings and gaining just enough altitude to match the height of the branch, he caws a little greeting to her, swings his wings forward, and swoops up to land on the branch. After clasping his talons onto the...
feralsufferer: caw caw: feralsufferer: caw caw: ==> Find the Sufferer.feraldavesprite:… feralsufferer: caw caw: ==> Find the Sufferer. feraldavesprite: feralsufferer: feraldavesprite: feralsufferer: feraldavesprite: feralsufferer: feraldavesprite: feralsufferer: feraldavesprite: … Unfortunately FS can’t feel anything on his...
needledclawsandkittycatpaws: feraldavesprite: After carefully taking the baby birds and setting them carefully back into each of their nests, he hops motions for Nepeta to stay, spreads his massive wings, and jumps from the tree to glide safely to another tree. With the branches as close together as they are, powered flight is nearly impossible; gliding is the easiest way around, right next to...
needledclawsandkittycatpaws: feraldavesprite: It doesn’t take long before he finishes both the eggs and the hatchings. The small snack is not enough to satisfy him, though; he looks around, sniffs the air, and perks his ears up to listen around for the familiar buzzing of a colony of bees. Swiveling his ears independently this way and that, he soon picks up on the sound that he’s looking for,...
feralsufferer: caw caw: ==> Find the Sufferer. feraldavesprite: feralsufferer: feraldavesprite: feralsufferer: feraldavesprite: feralsufferer: feraldavesprite: feralsufferer: feraldavesprite: feralsufferer: feraldavesprite: DS flies around outside of his new territory, patrolling the area for any incoming predators and looking out for large herbivores that...
Bring it, Magic Anons
Baby Mine: Muse is a child again (Anon states exact age and for how long)
Hear No Evil: Muse is deaf. (Anon states how long)
See No Evil: Muse is blind. (Anon states how long)
Speak No Evil: Muse is mute. (Anon states how long)
Ghost: Muse is found 'dead' and they must watch their loved ones mourn. Lasts for (anon decides) until muse comes back.
Remember: Muse will suffer Memory Loss for 2 Days
Phobia: Muse is terribly afraid of something or someone (Anon specifies) for 3 hours
Switch: Muse has to switch gender for (Anon decides how long)
Confess: Muse has to confess something they think of or feel toward anyone they speak to each time they speak to them for the next 5 hours
Split: Muse splits into two versions of themselves for 2 hours
Nightmare: Muse is plagued with horrific images and scenes both in sleeping and in waking for a day
Hallucination: Muse sees things for (Anon decides)
Injury: Muse will be injured somehow (anon decides severity, injury, and how long)
caw caw: ==> Find the Sufferer. →
feralsufferer: feraldavesprite: feralsufferer: feraldavesprite: feralsufferer: feraldavesprite: feralsufferer: feraldavesprite: feralsufferer: feraldavesprite: DS flies around outside of his new territory, patrolling the area for any incoming predators and looking out for large herbivores that he could potentially take down (perhaps with some help). As he cups his wings and...
living in the woods: feraldavesprite: He wags his... →
feraldavesprite: He wags his tail a bit as he gathers enough to feed both of them, then sits on a rather sturdy branch quite a ways off of the ground, leaning against the trunk of the tree whilst sitting Nepeta on the branch in front of him. He hands her a few baby birds and eggs, making… It doesn’t take long before he finishes both the eggs and the hatchings. The small snack is not...
brutishbeast: Feraldavesprite found you! » Oh no. Seeing these have never meant good things. Upon seeing the sprite, you freeze like a deer in headlights, fear growing. Wherever you’ve seen a sprite, a hunter has normally followed, and you do not want to see a hunter anytime soon. And just as he feared him, DS feared the indigoblood. He’s never gotten along with indigobloods; he’s...
living in the woods: feraldavesprite: Smiling, he... →
feraldavesprite: Smiling, he holds her close to his chest with one hand and stands on all fours, carrying her like some kind of primate would its young. Purring happily, he hops into a tree, climbs to some of the highest branches, and searches for birds’ nests with eggs or hatchlings. Sure,… He wags his tail a bit as he gathers enough to feed both of them, then sits on a rather sturdy...
living in the woods: feraldavesprite: He notices... →
needledclawsandkittycatpaws: feraldavesprite: He notices her change of mood and decides then to digress from the subject for now. After a quick second of thinking, he smiles and stands up, still holding onto her and keeping her close. “… Hey, you hungry?” he asks, smiling down at her, “I can go find us some food!” … Smiling, he holds her close to his chest with one hand and stands...
caw caw: ==> Find the Sufferer. →
feralsufferer: feraldavesprite: feralsufferer: feraldavesprite: feralsufferer: feraldavesprite: feralsufferer: feraldavesprite: DS flies around outside of his new territory, patrolling the area for any incoming predators and looking out for large herbivores that he could potentially take down (perhaps with some help). As he cups his wings and lands in a tree, a familiar scent wafts...
customarytrader-deactivated2013 asked: WANNA BUY SOME WEED?
Magic Anons! [Anon specifies time for all of...
Hot Lips: Aren't you the yummiest thing? Everybody who comes into your askbox finds themselves suddenly wanting to kiss you!
The Emperor: You are convinced you have some fantastic new clothes. In fact, you are completely naked, and you just can't see it. Everyone else can, though!
Social Pariah: Oh dear. You have an aura of repulsion around you which means your friends, lovers, and enemies find themselves unable to bear being near you for long.
Rumour Has It!: Psst, have you heard that one about....? You might not have, but everyone else has heard a bunch of delicious rumours about you. If you're particularly unfortunate, they may even have reached the news. Anon specifies the rumour.
In Heat: Someone's a little bit *needy*. Actually, you're so overcome with lust that you really, really need something to happen. Like, right now. And you'll whine pitifully until you get it.
Howl: You are now a werewolf, and sugar, it's full moon. Have fun with that.
Sensory Deprivation: You've just lost one of your five senses. Oh no! Anon specifies which you lose.
Freaky Friday: You just swapped bodies with one of your friends! Anon specifies who.
Walking Dead: It's the zombie apocalypse. You've just been thrown head first into it. Friends/followers of yours can join in too, if they want!
Sick: Oh dear, you're a little bit poorly with ------ [anon specifies]. Rest up, and get cuddles and chicken soup!
The Stork Has Come: Congratulations! You have a bundle of joy on the way!
Arrow of Cupid: You suddenly fall head over heels in love with whomever the anon specifies.
Duck: Guess what you've just been turned into. Quack, quack!
The Chosen One: You are suddenly the hero of a famous book or film. Worse, you still think you look like you, but everyone else sees *them* instead.
Let's Dance: You suddenly can't stop dancing. Worse, your dance moves look like your parents doing the macarena in 1999.
Blades at Dawn: Oh dear, you suddenly are filled with a desire to fight with everyone you meet!
Real Bad Things: You wake up after some time of excruciating pain to find yourself thirsting for something which sure as hell ain't water. Yep, you're now a fanged denizen of the night. If you were already a vampire, you're now a vampire hunter instead.
Thirteen, Going On...: Oh no, you're now thirteen again. Enjoy your renewed youth!
Violet, Sebastian: Whatever your gender is, you're now something else.
With a Smile and a Song: Yes, you're now a Disney Princess. No matter what your gender was before.
Mutant and Proud: You're now a mutant. Anon specifies what your power is...and who you work for.
Hail to the King: You now think you're the Ruler of your country. Nobody else agrees with you, understandably.
He's Gone: In an alternate universe, they're dead. Gone forever. Anon specifies who.
The Unsub: You suddenly have unholy rage, a score to settle, and a weapon to do it with.
Bibbity, bobbity, boo!: You're suddenly the Fairy Godmother/Father to your friends, able to grant their wishes.
Don't Stop Believin': You suddenly think you're in Glee, and keep breaking into song. Watch out for those slushies! If you really are in Glee, you're now Sue Sylvester.
Purple Fingernails: A china doll is following you around...and they're getting creepier. Are you scared yet?
Mad Man With a Box: Guess who you are for a day? If you already are the Doctor, then you're now a different version of yourself. Anon specifies which version you are.
You Need a Hug or Something?: You suddenly want to give hugs to everyone you meet. Regardless of whether you know and like them or not.
customarytrader-deactivated2013 asked: I LOST ALL UNDERSTANDING MOMENTS AGO.
Baser instincts: Casting call →
primalstuck: Primalstuck centers around the man-made planet of Alternia, set far in the future from our present day. When Alternia was established, it was intended for sport hunting. As such, it was inhabited with all sorts of creatures, including trolls that had been captured from their home planet of…
customarytrader-deactivated2013 asked: WHAT????
homestuckrpdirectory: After a long absence and “hiatus” of this blog, I’ve returned to feeling like I should update it and return it to its former glory. For now, it’s completely revamped and pretty much empty. So… If you’re a Homestuck RP Blog that wants on the list, reblog this post and I’ll put you on the list as quickly as I can manage. Let’s try to get this back in use.
customarytrader-deactivated2013 asked: 8=D LOOK IT'S A FACE!
Anonymous asked: I would caress you first...you know my face so you wouldn't flinch away. Then I would claw you, pin you down and cut your eyelids so you can see while I skin you slowly, with a dull knife, because I want you to scream.
I'm bored TORTURE MY MUSE
captain-steven-g-rogers: redhairedmonkey: Send me nightmares Send me hallucinations Tell me how you will kill my character Tell me how you will save my character DO IT
turntechgodkid asked: uh school is basically some shit where you go to learn
"Internet friendship is not real"
Reblog if this is a lie and you have made amazing friends on the internet.
What's the one thing you really want to know about...